Great Revelation

So I have figured it out. Though even the fact that I now know what I know, my death is certain and imminent.

Every week I find myself filling up the gas tank of my car at least one or two times. Who says that our cars even use gas. I have finally realized that after so many years, nobody has ever questioned the fact that do our cars even need it? We only fill up our tanks because our mothers and fathers did, and theirs before them. (Unless they are really old and didnt have cars then) I am here to say that our cars will run regardless, they run perpetually on magic powers that our government developed years ago in the height of the cold war. And it is this fact they want none of us to know about. As we pour our gas in, it is transported to a massive central storage facility, refered to as the MCSF, located deep underground in the deserts of Montana. They use our gas to power a massive revloving communication microwave radio tower (MRCMRT) to speak with aliens throughout the universe.

I say, lets stop this now. Stop filling up your tanks, I dare you. Your car will run, it will never stop. Do this now, and join the revolution. Support and Donations are humbly accepted. Please comment me your complete servanthood and how much you are willing to pledge, and I may or may not admit you into the revolution.

Act quickly before it is too late...